Making myself dumb enough (through use of drugs and alcohol) that I can communicate with all you retarded fucks that make up the surplus population of our planet and not want to immediately commit murder.

Snowboarding [lib skate banana magnetraction], Snowskating [GNU], Skateboarding [lib 7.5 indy's / landyachtz evo], Various other potentially dangerous activities I take very lightly.

Visual Basic (6/.net), C/++/#, Java, x86 Assembly PHP/ASP/SQL/JAVASCRIPT/HTML/CSS Lots of various other language experience.

Dumb people call me smart. I'm entirely self taught, and learn things quickly I suppose. I have serious problems with morons who have authority.